Dip-pression

The Sudden and Overwhelming conviction that there is no Caramel core to life, and you'll probably spend your time in quiet confusion.

1: I am in Dip-pression
2: Did you just say Depression or *Dip-Pression*
1: Depression isnt a word you idiot

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D-pression

The sadness a mother feels when her 16 year old daughter has bigger boobs than she.

Sally: Hey! Do you know what's been wrong with Carol lately?
Amanda: Have you seen her daughter?
Sally: No. Why?
Amanda: Carol's in some major D-pression.

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Pressional

Refers to the misspelled version of the word “professional” in a video of a pilot in a plane talking in a very unprofessional and rude manner to the passengers before a flight.

“When yo’ pilot came from the streets and left his pressional side at home😭 😂”