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The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
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The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
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the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!
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Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".
Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!
Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
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its amde of metal and its used to pressurize things, they come in mini, medium, and large and also family and clothing bin size
the thing that your mum uses to cook soup is actually a pressure cookers
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laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.
a place or situation of high personal stress (from a cooking vessel that does not allow air or water to escape below a certain pressure)
They found themselves in more of a pressure cooker than they expected.
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