Primary Lotus

When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.

"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."

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Primary school

The school you go to from the ages 4-11 where your biggest worry is who is "it"

Damn, I miss primary school

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Primary Dealers

pwi-meh-wee deew-ews

1. financial terrorists.

The economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.

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primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

Primary School

A school for years 1-6 that will lead you to a path of depression. Your friends leave your life (unless they go to the same High School, yay), you finally told your crush that you liked them on the last day only to figure out that they had a crush on you too... then the bell rings, you say “goodbye” to friends and teachers, you go home, then play Fortnite/Pubg and wonder why you were sad.

1st Year 7: My Primary School ended badly.

2nd Year 7: Uhhuuuuh, and why was that?
1st Year 7: Found out my crush also had a crush on me on the GODAM LAST DAY!!!
2nd Year 7: Dam, that’s heartbreaking. What happened next?
1st Year 7: Played Fortnite and Pubg at home. Why?
2nd Year 7: So you didn’t go hang out with your Primary School CRUSH!?
1st Year 7: No, why would I?
*2nd Year 7 face palms* Oh my fucking god. You stupid son of a...
1st Year 7: LANGUAGE!

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Primary Color

1.The primary PIGMENT colors:
Red
Yellow
Blue

2.The primary LIGHT colors:
Red
Green
Blue (IE RGB)

1.The primary pigment colors put together will make black.

2.The primary light colors put together will make white.

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Primary pervert

To be the biggest pervert in a friend group.

Don’t act like you’re not the primary pervert when you’re the one who put a sock on there penis