Random
Source Code
Random
Verb: to rage so intensely in a hybrid vehicle that you sport an erection (or penis-like enlarged clitoris) to the point of emission. Typically achieved after exhibiting excessively aggro behavior toward other environmentally-unfriendly vehicles. If the source stimulus, commonly a large pickup truck rollin' coal, is not immediately removed, emission or full ejaculation is imminent.
I throttled up the ol' Cummins yesterday and this clown next to me in his hybrid started to Pruis. I was rollin' coal all over his weak shit until he had to pull of into the shoulder to finish.
I dropped some black smoke on this bitch at a stoplight in her hybrid last week and she started Priusing. I kept feedin' her until she fired a femme-batch all over her upholstery.
70👍 34👎
A car that is for hippies that think they are better than you because there car gets such good gas mileage when in realty diesel cars get much better mileage and are far cheaper and much more reliable because the engines need to be built stronger to handle the high compression of a diesel engine see the R10 Audi there is a reason why it just won le mans again for the 3rd time. The greatest scam ever created. A car that is driven by people who are think they are informed but are actually not, Because they about of carbon burned in the process of making the batteries per car would make a Range Rover more envomently frendly than the a Prius. A car that has made Toyota the most boring/richest car manufacture in the world, and the smartest move ever by Toyota they have fooled the American public into thinking that they actually care about the environment. Look at how much money the have made holy shit Toyota I tip my hat to you. A car that is destroying my hobby, love of cars, and motorsports there will be no more cheep fast fun cars to drive because of the Prius, and eco-nuts will never understand this because they set the speed limits and are to scared of going fast because it is inefficient and scary because are dumb ass country will not teach people how to drive so lots of people die because they are stupid, and eat ,and talk on their phone and, put on makeup and never focus on what they are doing, driving look at Germany they have untimed speeds on their freeways but have a better driving record than us because they obey the road rules keep their hands on the wheel and have to take many test before they get there drivers license, and so there for because of the Prius it is destroying my hobby the only thing in is world that has always made me happy no matter how bad things are and now in 20 years time will be gone so we can save the whales.
no dad don't buy a Prius you are a Republican what are you doing. and the car is for hippies that save the whales get a TDI diesel.
753👍 468👎
Verb. To prius.
When driving on a two-lane road, coming up behind a vehicle driving ten under the speed limit, and having to wait for a line of cars to pass on the other side before driving around and resuming normal speed.
Driving back from Pennsylvania we were priused three times.
70👍 36👎
A car for gay guys and pussies
Look at those gay men driving in their prius.
54👍 27👎
Prius, along with all other hybrid vehicles are sold to dickheads who think that they are buying an earth-saving new technology that is going to save them money. The reality is that hybrid vehicles are neither a new technology, environmentally friendly or as cost effective as claims suggest.
Hey dude, my prius has this new awesome hybrid technology!
Hey dickhead, your "new" technology has existed for at least 70 years!!!
52👍 26👎
A person who makes no audible pleasure sounds before or during sex.
"RU a Prius? Bc you're not giving me any sounds or indications that ur turned on right now."
20👍 8👎
The most evil vehicle ever created, owned by preppy, condescending, ignorant, annoying, stuck up, Unpatriotic, YUPPIES who should take their gas mileage and shove it up their asses.
Owners of the Toyota Prius think they are better than everyone else who ever lived just because they have the finacial means and/or desire to purchase this car.
All owners should shut up and stop talking about how good their stupid little flaming car is and focus on other things.
Not to mention, Foreign cars are helping to destroy America
YUPPIE(condescending tone): I love my new Prius it gets so much gas mileage.
Normal Person: The economy is so bad I can barely afford to own my '92 Ford.
YUPPIE(condescending tone): I also am helping the environment, what are you doing?
Normal Person: Trying to not go bankrupt!!!!
375👍 249👎