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v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.
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1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.
2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
No, I procrastibated! ;)
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A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
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To put off something to go masturbate.
"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
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the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
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to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating
when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night
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When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.
Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.
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