Profound

If he's so profound then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?

Hym *Groans* "Sound like somebody has been talking to our mother..."

Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."

Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."

Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."

Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"

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profound bond

a strong connection between a hunter and his angel

"dean and I do share a more.... profound bond"

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Profound Intent

Profound meaning Great. Intent meaning a goal or mission.

It's my profound intent to be somebody in life.

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Broad and profound

Describes the penis being huge and long, after the erection there is a very large, deep, ejaculation that is very deep, indicating that the penis is very long.

My penis is very Broad and profound.

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a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

Profoundities

Title of an upcoming book filled with inspirational, self-help, and motivational statements than will encourage the masses.

Example of Profoundities are like this - Anyone that says "Your past is not as important as your future" never had their credit checked...