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When one vomits with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth. Must be performed with the head facing forward for best results.
Man, I was so drunk last night, I projectile vomited from my couch clear across the room and hit the wall!
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When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.
Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.
A load of semen that a man shoots.
My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(
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Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.
That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.
The state in which an individuale can't contain there bowell movements and explodes poop out of there ass
"Bro!, some dude just took a projectile shit in that urnal! Who does that?!"
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Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.
Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!
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Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.
Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!
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