play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

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Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

hicksville promenade

The drunken stumble exhibited by citizens of Hicksville while heading home from a night of revelry or a DUI stop.

I see ol' Jack taught him the hicksville promenade.