prongs

1) the units that measure the speed at which your brain is processing things
- normal people have an odd number of prongs, very very smart people have even numbers of prongs
- the lower the number of prongs, the slower you are functioning

Person 1: I'm so tired I'm operating on three prongs right now.
Person 2: We should ask TB, he has an even number of prongs

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Prong

Women, bitches, hoes, etc, etc. Often preceeded by the letter A, B or C to denote the physical attractiveness of said prong.

1. CHAIRMAN pulls alot of A-prong. Word, that Player got skills.

2. Yo, the prong here is off the hook!

3. Player Nose hooked up with C-prong again last night. Man, that's one sorry Player.

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prong

(Prong, pronging, pronged, will prong)

1: To have sexual relations.

2: Like spooning, but with four people, like the 4 prongs on a spork.

"I don't prong on the first date.", "I pronged her so hard last night.", "I was proning with my 3 best friends last night.", or "Pronging in bed keeps me warm.

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prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang

We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.

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pronging

To be really fucked up offa X.

"Man, I'm pronging so fucken hardcore."

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prongs

Slang for nipples.

"I just bedazzled my bra. A little uncomfortable for the prongs maybe, but otherwise this is the best decision I've ever made."

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pronged

a sexual act akin to the shocker where one makes the Vulcan hand gesture from Star Trek instead.

It was so cold out, I went to tickle her ass, but I pronged her instead.

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