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overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!
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When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.
So you gonna give me that proposal?
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"Proposal" is what upper management uses when they decide to shit can a whole department, but don't want to say the F word because it's too strong and not enterprise enough. So they replace "we fired people" with "we made them a proposal" and everyone has to act like it totally isn't bullshit. The proposal in question being "Fuck you, you're fired, but let's talk about the terms so that we can use a nicer word when announcing this".
We have made a proposal regarding the structure of the Initech Loser department.
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A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!
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A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age
We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.
When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.
And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.
she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"
"Why, yes I do..."
"Well then yes, I will marry you"
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/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man
A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.
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