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The 'illegal' act of paying for sex, although it's 'legally' committed many times in dating. Guy pays for dinner, pays for the movie, girl is flattered by guy's "generosity," so she gives him some ass at the end of the night, which is exactly what he was hoping to get in return for the money he shelled out and why he took her out to begin with. Why it's illegal to just give the girl the money straight up to fuck him that he would've spent on the date anyway is beyond me.
"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal, fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? After all, giving somebody an orgasm is hardly the worst thing you can do to them!" - George Carlin
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Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.
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A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like
Chef, what's a prostitute?
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Someone who will love you, no matter who you are or what you look like.
Sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.
That's not why you pay a prostitute, no you don't pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
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The act of paying money for the sexual favors of a member of the opposite sex or the same sex.
It is illegal in most of the USA unless you film it or photogragh it, then it's art, it's legal, and it's an $8 billion dollar a year industry.
Jenna: "I used to suck cock for $25.00 in the front seat of strangers cars in broad daylight."
Howard: "And now you're rich and famous and every high school kid knows who you are."
Jenna:"That's right, now that I do cumshots and anal on DVD, the law can't touch me and I'm rich"
Howard:"So you get paid big bucks for anal sex but that's not prostitution?"
Jenna:"As long as someone in the room has a camera,and millions of people can watch, my ass is for sale legally."
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A slut who is opportunistic, and realizes that he/she can make money off of their hobby.
"I lost my virginity to a prostitute, I wish it hadn't been my mom though."
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someone who has sex for any type of payment, usually money, job placement or just sex. can be male or female. see also hooker. often gets looked down upon by stuck up bitches who think prostitutes have no self worth
miranda: ugh look at her she's such a filthy prostitute i bet she's all stretched out
stacy: thats impossible miranda the pussy cant be physically stretched. also stfu, sex workers deserve respect theyre humans too
miranda: your right stacy i'll be kinder from now on
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