Something that is bad or shitty.
Erin: Man, I tried to take a huge shit but it wasn't ready
Sandra: Dude, that's so puce.
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The ultimate and rather disproportional experience; an act so infinite and immeasurable that it is beyond mortal reasoning.
Zeus’ direct interaction with a mortal women usually ends with a Dirty Puce.
A sexual act that involves eating a lot of beets, taking a "beet" shit into a condom, putting said condom on and plowing someone while pushing one of their breasts like a car horn and humming "La Cucaracha".
Oh, man. Sandra's a freak! She made me give her a puce buick and she totes orgasmed right at the last note of "La Cucaracha". You know her....she's from the MRMB board. I'm totes stoaked to bone her again!
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1. Pee that has been consumed and subsequently regurgitated. The resulting mixture is a combination of puke and pee, known as puce.
2. When you're so drunk, that you puke, and then pee in it and vice versa. The mixture is similar, but not identical, to the one listed above.
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a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.