When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox
"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."
"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"
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when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus
Don't alienate yourself by pulling a David on the bus
when one person randomly hangs up on you to go to bed.
โiโm pulling a david, goodnightโ
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Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.
Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David
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Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.
Hey asshole why don't you go "Pull a David Carradine."
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To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.
Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!
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The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.
Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.
Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.
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