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pulling a tom wargo

Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.

pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)

"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?

"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"

A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"

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by 555555555555555555555555555556 November 10, 2011


Pulling a Tom Brady

When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! ๐Ÿ˜

My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!

by Minichyna March 3, 2017


pulling a Tom Kaulitz

The act of making an appearance looking like you just rolled out of bed and you don't give a shit.

Stems from Tokio Hotel's guitarist Tom Kaulitz.

this guy's designer baseball cap is sitting more askew than usual and he looks like he's about to nod off on national TV, he must be pulling a Tom Kaulitz.

by flesch January 23, 2010

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Pull a Tom Brady

To pull a Tom Brady is to change one's mind after a big time decision.

Ex.

Charlie: oh btw Rebecca and I are back together...

Cole: dudeee did you just pull a Tom Brady?

by YeshQueen March 16, 2022


Pull a Tom Brady

The act of deflating one or more professional game balls to get into the super bowl.

Did he just pull a Tom Brady?

by CalebisGay August 29, 2015

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pulled a tom

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015


Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 27, 2011

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