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pulsar

A piece of shit car made by Nissan.

Oh my, look over there, a piece of shit Pulsar!

by altec September 2, 2003

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pulsar

Another fucking riceburner made by the japanes

by POps October 22, 2003

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Pulsar Group Australia

A car club catering to Australian owners of tacky little runabouts called the Nissan Pulsar. It involves an on line forum where owners can discuss performance modifications to their little underpowered vehicles. They will ofter meet up for a cruise; where owners of the Pulsars will go for a spirited drive together until one of their cars breaks down. They pause until the tow truck arrives, and off they go again until the group is too small to go on. They also hold dyno days and track days. These are attended by other car clubs for amusement as most of the Pulsars can barely get a dyno to turn over at all, and track laps are measured in hours.

I've just bought a natty little runabout with a massive exhaust and huge wheels. I think I might join the Pulsar Group Australia.

by Paris Wallbanger February 3, 2010

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Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS

People say Nissan's prime was in its 90s and early 2000s and they couldn't be more spot on. The Nissan Pulsar is a well-known car in the car community, it may not stand out in its looks or performance but it is a lot of fun to drive, with the mighty SR20 engine it is a very reliable car that won't let you down. These cars are becoming more scarce as some owners tend to get carried away and thrashing these cars, eventually ending up on Facebook marketplace car wreakers. To the average person, this car is an absolute shit box meanwhile they buy a shit unreliable car that they paid way too much for and have the driving skills of a 10 year old. Once you get a Pulsar you never go back and that's a fact. Yeah sure "your car isnt safe you're gonna die if you crash" this could be more wrong. I have witnessed a pulsar take on a semi-trailer and it held up excellent...... until it got written off. Unlike todays cars Nissans/ all cars made before 2010 actually have a personality and are enjoyable to drive. As I've been in both manual and auto I can say that in my opinion, Manuel is way more fun to drive but since you live in Sydney have fun shifting from first to second as everywhere its a traffic jam, Also don't ruin these cars with over the top mods u idiots keep it simple. For the NEW rating of this car safety is a 3/5, boosting is 5/5, and vibEs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 13/15 falling in the category of cool car bro.

'wtf is that" says fellow nonce
"why of cause its my Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS" says local legend

by smailliw nehs July 1, 2022


Pulsar

A polish person whos retarded and has mental issues but never goes to a doctor because his friends declared him “ braindead

“ That pulsar just became the gamemaster of URFA and everyone is leaving now “

by Ciprian.the.gypsy April 10, 2022


Pulsar del papa de Albi

its the motorcycle that has the worst rpm rate and it is also the motorcycle that appears in almost every crime scene

Bro the pulsar del papa de Albi apeared in the bank robbery yesterday

by mis bolas November 6, 2019