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A polite way of saying that you have to or have already farted.
i.e.: "I ate a lot of beans and now I am pumping gas".
"Who just pumped gas?" "I've been pumping gas all night."
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When you stick a henny bottle in a girls butthole, and let the Hennessey flow through the body.
"Yall ever gas pump a bitch?" -Smokepurpp
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When a female/male kneels behind a male while he is standing and has an erection. The kneeling person reaches between his legs and grabs his erection like a microphone, pulling it down, then sticking their thumb up his ass with the same hand. Then they squeeze their hand tight, not unlike that of a gas pump handle.
"Last night she gave me the Gas Pump so much I think Exxon made money."
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The act of urinating in a female orifice while achieving maximum penetration. Please do not smoke cigarettes or use your cell phone during this activity. It is not a hazard to your health but it is just rude.
I was so drunk,I couldn't tell if I came or gave her a gas pump.
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A person who needs to have his/her gas PumPed; Someone from Dunmore, PA; An L7
That fucker is such a gas PumP....
Zeeeeeeeeaaaaaa
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A wirl, usually between the ages of 12-16 who will do various annoying things to gain attention such as laughing very loudly and unnecessarily, asking questions with obvious answers, basking in their "randomness," and telling completely idiotic irrelevent stories.
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: It's so cold in here! Why is it so cold? OMG.
Person: Uh...it's December and you're wearing a tank top?
Pump-Your-Gas-Girl: Lyke omg, I'm so random. Haha i'm retarded. (did I gain attention???!!!)
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When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.