shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.

"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."

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shit pump

A general term defining people who seem to be well taken care of but are totally useless.

"Did you see the new guy they just brought in? What a shit pump!"

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Shit Pumped

To get extremely fucking intoxicated and hyped

"ARE YOU FUCKING SHIT PUMPED"

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