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Pumpkin Patch

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.

by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pumpkin Patch

make clothes for new born up to 5 year old kids

Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present

by 600cm December 16, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca November 15, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!

by HK1717 June 8, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs

(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."

by NapoleonBonrhrd November 10, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pumpkin Patch People

/หˆpษ™m(p)kษ™n/paCH/หˆpฤ“pษ™l/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.

Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."

by F.A.K February 18, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pumpkin Patch Party

Redhead only, outside Orgy.

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.

by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž