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Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal
A: "I ate so much, gotta sleep"
B: "Full puppy syndrome!"
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When a person just out of a relationship jumps into a new relationship quickly. Similar to the situation in which a beloved dog dies, so the person gets a new puppy to replace the lost dog.
"Wow, she didn't take long to find a new man, it's only been a week since her ex left her."
"Yeah, she definitely has New Puppy Syndrome."
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Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.
Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
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1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.
2. Something to laugh at when at a party.
-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?
-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.
-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?
-It's an epidemic.
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When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.
Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
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When a friend, family, or significant other follows you around everywhere like a little puppy.
I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.