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Purdue

A college in Indiana that think's it's better than everyone. Students here are known to attempt to be enemies with every student from another college. However, very few students outside Purdue actually care if Purdue manages to do anything good.

Students at Purdue are also notorious for switching majors and becoming career college students. After spending an ungodly amount of time 'learning' at Purdue, the only thing students have to show for said education is "Would you like fries with that?"

Friends don't let friends go to Purdue. That is, unless they want to work at McDonald's for the rest of their life. In which case friends encourage friends to go to Purdue.

by Moo-haha April 3, 2011

104πŸ‘ 362πŸ‘Ž


Purdue

a college in Indiana that refuses to acknowledge that other schools exist. They refuse to admit that they are third in the state for sports: ND rules the state in football and IU in basketball. Purdue might as well be on par with small public schools like Ball State, Western Michigan, Miami OH, etc. They think they are better than everyone because the can sometimes manage to beat terrible teams. When Purdue destroys no-name schools, it's a miracle and it shows they are back on top (which they never were)

Purdue fans: people too stupid to know what championships are

Why is Rodney so bitter?

I don't know, I think he goes to Purdue.

by Hoosierbyblood December 5, 2013

45πŸ‘ 180πŸ‘Ž


Purdue

A word that can be used to replace the word β€œboring” in any sentence but may I warn you that use of this word may make you or other people in the area fall asleep

β€œStop being purdue”
β€œI’m so purdue right now”

by Yeetyootskeet February 25, 2019

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


mr. purdue

Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.

lets watch the middle passage

I blinked and Mr. Purdue appeared

by Matt raw purdue January 14, 2008

112πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Purdue Goggles

When you are surrounded by guys in class all day and as a result every female is much more attractive than usual.

"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."

by dukeeaglesfan September 8, 2014


Purdue Boilermaker

What Indiana University fans and/or students wish they were.

IU fan - This sucks, I went to IU for girls, parties, and basketball. I didn't know they all had STDs, my clarinet degree just wouldn't get me a job, and our prized basketball team can't beat Nebraska. I should've been a Purdue Boilermaker.

by !pureliob February 26, 2012

73πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Sam Purdue

Always carrying around that Purdussy

Bro, Did Sam Purdue give you that Purdussy last night?

by BigBaller47 October 19, 2022