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A street in Detroit that everyone thinks their from.
Sam: yea man, I’m from Puritan
John: man just stfu, lying ass nigga
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1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.
2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.
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The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
Needless to say, puritans hate fun
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Religious rules limiting the sexual expressions of members of the group.
The puritanical leader forbade my Mother from wearing pants or perfume.
The Puritans were members of a religious reformation movement known as Puritanism which arose within the Church of England. Puritans were the more extreme Protestants within the Church of England in the late 16th century who thought that the English Reformation wasn’t far enough in reforming the doctrines and structure of the church. They wanted to purify the Church of England as it was too similar to the Roman Catholic Church. In the 17th century, many Puritans emigrated to the New World, where they sought a holy commonwealth in New England.
many Puritans emigrated to the New World
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A bunch of religious zealots, name "puritans" for their faith in the olde ways, who left Europe to come to America and kill all the natives! Nice guys, eh?
The puritans were the founders of America...THOSE DIRTY BASTARDS!
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a person with a high code of morals.
usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.
At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.
She may seem a puritan but I can assure that she was a filthy ho when she offered me to a rimming.
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Stay away from him, he's a puritan.
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