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An attempt to turn unpleasantnes into a personality
a girl with purple hair just hit my dog with their car and drove away.
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a women of no morality that abandons her family and every other aspect of the life she built.
Look at that purple haired slut, did you hear she's homeless and dating a meth head on purpose?
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Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.
Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!
Innocent dude: but but.
Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!
Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN
Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack
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The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.
Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
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You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday
Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl