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The act of raising oneself off of the ground using your arms, or a variation can be using your cock.
Cock pushups? Its where you lay on the ground, and let your boner lift you up...
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What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
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The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.
I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.
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When someone whether it be male or female tries to make a move on on someone of the opposite or same sex for a date or sexual pleasure.
This young lady tried to push up on me despite knowing that I'm a married man.
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A term used to refer to the bras that have padded inserts to give the look that a chick has a larger cleavage than she really does.
"Her push up bra does wonders for that flat chested freak."
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Crap into an empty toilet paper roll. Plug one end with toilet paper. Stategically place crap-filled roll between toilet seat and front rim of the toilet bowl. When the next victim sits on the seat (pants around ankles) the loaded roll gets squeezed and the shit squirts out into the victims pants.
Man, I had to clean out my pants in the bathroom 'cause someone gave me a push up.
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1. to push up (verb) to push upwards lifting or moving an object.
can also be used in clothing
The man pushed the box up the stairs.
The milf was wearing a push up bra highlighting her breasts
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