Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

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i would put it in her mouth

saying that a girl is worthy of having your genitals in their mouth

guy 1: hey you see that hot ass chick!
guy 2: "i would put it in her mouth."
guy 1: totally

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Whip it out and put it on her forehead

A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.

Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."

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I wouldn't put anything past her.

You can never know with her.

- She would never publish our love letters on the internet.
- I wouldn't put anything past her.

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Put The Shoes To Her

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

"I really put the shoes to her last night."

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Put the boots to her

To give a gal a good shagging.

"Hey that gal is pretty hot. I'd love to put the boots to her!"

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Put The Meat To Her

To Have Sexual Intercourse

That Girl Is Pretty Fly, I'd Put The Meat To Her

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