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Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.
Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.
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When a girl with blue waffle queefs
Known to be make a grown man shit himself
Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)
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For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.
Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.
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When she pussy farts at the breakfast table.
She thought the pancakes were awful then she's let out a quaffle
The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.
justine: ROFLROFLROFL, look at grandpas quaffles wobbling...looks like a wrinkly vagina.
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the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.
Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan
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1- Ball to play quidditch
2- stupid ( boys/guys )
3- F!
1- Quaffle through a goalpost! Griffindor has a point!
2- U quaffle!
3- U didn't pass the exam!! U got an F!
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