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An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.
Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.
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That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.
If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.
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A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form
Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)
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The act of sliding a credit card through a woman's buttocks or through a credit card machine.
The man on Family Guy had no money to give the stripper so he Quagmired and got slapped by her.
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A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament
yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.
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The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.
Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!
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The kind of thing that happens every time the US fights a war
"Great, now were in a quagmire. Thanks George."
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