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Quante

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He looks like a quante

by DeBreezee February 26, 2020


Quant Jock

One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.

and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)

by Old Man Hibbard March 14, 2007

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quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.

Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O

by askbbj March 21, 2016


brad quant

dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.

That was such a Brad Quant thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017


quant 45

A unit of.measurement of length vs width of the taint.

Did you see that quant 45 at boys town?

by Yo moma October 14, 2019

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Quante

A guy with some big balls.

That is all

Quante is a cool guy with big balls!

by Steve Steve August 7, 2022


Quante

A person that everyone needs in their life. He is very down to earth and a great listener while always being there for others. Quante will make you smile on your worst days and give you advice on anything. Everyone comes to Quante and looks at him as a role model. Usually turn out to be great athletes l and very competitive. Around the guys he is loyal and got his guys through whatever. When it comes to females, they easily can trust him and knows who to come to to get their back blown.

Without Quante my life would be terrible.
My mom loves Quante.
Quante is a goat at every game.

by Goat talk November 23, 2021