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quarf

when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts

This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.

by travlax December 17, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quarf

A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.

Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quarf

when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina

A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package

by SoCOR December 11, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 30, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarf

When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.

Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.

Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."

During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.

Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"

by LT1 November 12, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarf

The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.

"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)

by Alex The Mighty Canadian December 8, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quarf

When a Man exhales air from his Penis. Sometimes, Involves blood.

"Dude I Quarfed, I think there's blood".

by Shika69 May 7, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž