when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.
when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina
A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package
The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).
guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.
guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.
guy 1:WTF
guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...
When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.
Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.
Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."
During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.
Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"
The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.
"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)
When a Man exhales air from his Penis. Sometimes, Involves blood.
"Dude I Quarfed, I think there's blood".