Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.

Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.

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put a quarter in your ass

Shut the hell up.

I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!

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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

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Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans