Quiff

The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)

Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good

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Quiff

noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.

*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?

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Quiff

1)a slang term for the female anatomy; a vagina.
2)Someone who is despised by you.

So I says to Mable, that Simon Cowell is some quiff.

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Quiff

a Vagenital Fart

did she just have a quiff?

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Quiff

Another word for F**k

To be ticked off

"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"

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Quiff

A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.

"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."

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Quiff

when the poom poom farts. You know, them dutty gyals.

-".... oh damn bitch, that stinks!"
-"that borrito gave me the quiffs puto!"

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