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quran

quran is holy book of islam.

by raed October 5, 2003

1365πŸ‘ 1051πŸ‘Ž


wallah quran

In arabic meaning:
I swear on the quran (quran being the holy book, like bible for the christians)

wallah quran i completed that game in 3 secounds.

by Dixonsider March 7, 2016

16πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Wolla Quran

To swear(Not in the bad sense, swear as in i swear that i will tell the truth and nothing else) on the quran. On of the most holy thing in the muslim world. Its the equvilant of a muslim to swear on the life of his family

I did not steal it. Wolla Quran!

by imammohammed January 5, 2010

8πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Cheryl and Quran

Cheryl and Quran is a couple of a 37-year age gap and posts daily on tiktok.

Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like πŸ’€ and Quran looks like πŸ§‘πŸ½ they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.

A BABY πŸ‘ΆπŸ» A BABY πŸ‘ΆπŸΌ A BABY πŸ‘ΆπŸ½

Person 1: oh did you see Cheryl and Quran?
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in πŸ˜‚

by Chelsey Dumbo June 15, 2022

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Quran for Sleeping

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.

Sammythedeer1: β€œHey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: β€œOk I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: β€œWhy do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: β€œL BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-β€œ

*slams door*

by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


King Quran

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.

Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Dude you have no Quran

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.

Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

by Rahrahbahbnahm September 21, 2010

26πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž