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When a pirate ship is crewed by sea otters.
When you see a pirate ship being crewed by sea otters and you don't have time to explain: call it a rickety macdaniels'.
A sexual position where your fucking a very obese person and their fat and rolls are moving all over the place.
And then.. SURPRISE! She shits herself loads, and then the brown poo covers her big fat body so she looks like a rickety shack while your fucking her :)
"Man, I saw the weirdest porno last night o:"
"What happened dude?"
"Chuck Norris was giving a rickety shack to Rosie O'Donnell!"
"D: FOR SHAME!"
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(Catchphrase)
Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.
Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.
"They needed it done fast and cheap with no fuss, so we made it happen Rickety Split!"
When you're fuckin a skank stand up, pick her up and when you nut drop the bitch on her back so she can't catch herself .
Dude 1- so what happened with you and that chickenhead last night?
Dude 2- I rickety bridged the fuck out of that bitch.
Dude 1- nice man!
Dude 1- haha ya. I broke her back. Fuckin skank.
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When a girl is so ugly your dick goes permanently limp
That girl was so ugly she gave me a bad case of rickety dick.
A whole new level of ratchet. This person is so ratchet, the only way to describe her/him is rickety ratchet.
Brodie: That club last night was ratchet!
Brodus: Bro, I don't think we were at the same club, the one I went too was rickety ratchet!
(Fist bump each other)
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A high pitched and oscillating farther, which mimics the sound of a squeaky screen door.
The Wife ripped one that sounded like a Rickety Screendoor.