ROLF

An acronym that is short for "Rolling on Leather Furniture". Typically used for things like instant messaging and text messaging.Is very popular among the rich or tacky, since they are the typical owners of leather furniture.

Person 1: I was speaking to a peasant today, and he told me he didn't know what an omelette du fromage was!

Person 2: ROLF!

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ROLF

1. A mispronunciation of the term ROFL
2. A religion, the best damn religion invented
3. Newly created cult
4. Last name of an inspirational teacher
5. Type of laughter (Roll on laughing floor) a drunk person would describe

Keen to go ROLF?

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ROLF

An alternate acronym that means "Rolling over Large Feces". ROLF is a much stronger version of the acronym "ROFL". If something is so funny, you would roll over large feces.

Online Convo
Al: I got fingered in the butt by a homeless man today
(5 minutes later)
Al: ...you there?
Amanda: LOL That was so funny I had to go ROLF!!!!

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ROLF

Rolling On the Lawn Fucking

oomg ololololololol rolf rofl rolf.... :D:D:. xDDDd

WTF?

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ROLF

Rolling On Ladies, Fucking

Steve: Hey Dan, what did you do last night?
Dan: I was ROLFing. It was an ill time

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ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

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ROLF

Really Obnoxious Loudmouthed Fatso

Rush Limbaugh is a ROLF

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