A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
Itβs twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, itβs all rainbows and unicorns!
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A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.
Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*
Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"
Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
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An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.
Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.
When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
Ever since I first laid eyes on her Iβve been farting rainbows and unicorns!
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A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.
Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"
Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."
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a rainbow colored unicorn dick :)
person 1:wow did you see that giant unicorn rainbow dick.
person 2: yeah it was fucking huge
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What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.
Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".