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rancor

a HUGE monster in return of the jedithat lives in a cave in jabba's palace.

jabba ordered Luke to be killed by the rancor.

by Adrian Herrera January 22, 2005

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rancor

Teh ubar awesome giant beast in Return of the Jedi that pwns n00bs.

That rancor ate my cousin.
The rancor killed a d00d in Return of the Jedi.

by teh ubar February 26, 2008

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rancor

a kick ass Magic Card from one of the Urza's sets

WOW!!!!!!! I don't know how i'm gonna deal w/ rancor. It just keeps coming back!

by anonymous May 20, 2004

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battle the rancor

V. - the act of having a particulalry tough time moving one's bowels. Usually accompanied by loud moans and/or the cursing of whatever may have caused such a strenous time on the porcelain throne. A reference to the Star Wars film, Return of the Jedi, where Luke Skywalker battles a giant shit monster in a cave that looks like Jabba the Hut's toilet.

I had some bomb ass tacos yesterday, but when I got home I had to run for the toilet and battle the rancor.

by lousixx August 16, 2011

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riding the rancor

This is the dangerous act of banging a girl underage (jail bait). It is highly advised for legal reasons not to "ride the rancor." But to do so and come out without any consequences is a feat that not many accomplish, unless you are a Jedi. Luke Skywalker was seen surviving a rancor encounter in "Return of the Jedi." A rancor is a large carnivorous reptomammal native to the planet of Dathomoir. As you can tell it is equally as dangerous to encounter a rancor as it is to have an "encounter" with jail bait. This can be used in several tenses such as "Lets ride the rancor" or "He rode the rancor" and lets not forget "riding the rancors."

Dude 1: Dude I rode the rancor last night.

Dude 2: Dude she was 15!

(at a party)

Drunk 1:Oh man this girl is coming on to me.

Drunk 2:Bro, she is like 16 your 25.

Drunk 1:Time to ride the rancor then

(At a mall)
Bro 1: Dude bro you see that girl eyeing me?

Bro 2: Careful riding the rancor is dangerous, and illegal in most places

Bro 1: Luke survived

Bro 2: You're no Jedi bro

by princeofbrosia July 8, 2012

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