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The Christian belief that Jesus Christ is coming back to earth for the 2nd time, he will take those who obey and follow his words and leave sinners to suffer in earth then die and go to hell forever , the end of the world.
Rapture is coming soon
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The feeling the rest of the world has when all the self-righteous, religious fundamentalists disappear off the face of the earth at the same time.
"Holy shit, it's the Rapture! They're all gone! Let's party."
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The Return Of Jesus Christ
Are U Ready For The Rapture
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1. The act of seizing and carrying off as prey or plunder
2. The act of carrying, or fact of being carried, onwards; force of movement
3. a. The act of carrying off a woman.
b. Rape
4. b. the Rapture (of the Church, of the Saints): the taking up of believers to heaven at the Second Coming of Christ, according to some Millenarian teaching
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The act of saying something is going to happen, even going as far as giving proof, only to have it otherwise.
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The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.
Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.
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(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.
(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.
"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."
"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."