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The Return Of Jesus Christ
Are U Ready For The Rapture
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1. The act of seizing and carrying off as prey or plunder
2. The act of carrying, or fact of being carried, onwards; force of movement
3. a. The act of carrying off a woman.
b. Rape
4. b. the Rapture (of the Church, of the Saints): the taking up of believers to heaven at the Second Coming of Christ, according to some Millenarian teaching
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The act of saying something is going to happen, even going as far as giving proof, only to have it otherwise.
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The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.
Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.
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When the leader of a remote virtual meeting (eg Zoom, Microsoft Teams) randomly moves particpants from one virutal meeting room to another virtual meeting room causing pariticpants to dissappear.
I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.
near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011
I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.
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stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above
the piece of music raptured my heart.
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