thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

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reach out to myself

A euphemism for masterbation.

This is a common grammatical mistake for the phrase, “reach out to me” in corporate culture.

I couldn’t find a date so I guess I’m gonna just reach out to myself tonight.

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reach out and sue someone

The legal professionals’ mantra that is a clever twist on the old advertising slogan coined by AT&T in 1979.

California is the poster state for “reach out and sue someone” since it has more lawyers per capita than any other state.

Reach out and touch faith

The 'best' part (and most known part) of the song 'Personal Jesus' by Depeche Mode from 1990.

Was an awesome song back in it's day, but nobody barely knows about it now.

Reach out and touch faith.

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Reach Out And Touch Faith

Women: "Your own personal Jesus" The desire to find one person, one woman to offer comfort, solace, and forgiveness for all that he is, has done, and represents in the world. A double entendre perhaps, but apropos in that the one woman,, "Faith", represents ones credentials to the world and that his very existence is valid as "faith" would have us believe that we are all worthy of being part of God's plan.

Lofty goals indeed.

From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.

"You've got to "Reach out and touch Faith"

"She's your personal Jesus"

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