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Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.
You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.
You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".
After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.
"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."
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If our eyes would have met, I would have been in your arms…
At some point, again you realize, I will be in your arms ❤️❤️❤️
What you do to me!!! I have to go to work and I can’t stop smiling
I love you!!!
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A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"
Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"
Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."
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Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)
Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization
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Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.
Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
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To smoke weed in bed while laying on your back.
(Just woke up, still in bed): "What do you wanna do right now?"
(Roommate): "Let's realize the dream."
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