realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

realtor

festering hemorrhoid

This realtor make it really uncomfortable to sit.

Flipped her over and saw a realtor staring right at me,

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realtor

the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying

"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤

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realtor

someone who thinks they know how to sale a house commonly Is NOT used to define a person who is real

Your a "realtor"
I dont sale houses!

or

Yes im "real" Im not a fake person

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Dick realtor

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

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Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

Sexy Realtor

An attractive Real Estate Agent, male or female.

I had a Sexy Realtor show me homes in the suburbs.

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