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Recorder

A flute, but for sixth graders

-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

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record

a philanderer
some one who engages in sex frequently or casually

That record I spun last night had some grove to her thang.

by Thomas February 5, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Record

Stats made to be broken

He just set the world record

by Dr. Strange MC February 4, 2019

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Recorder

A awful plastic "instrument" that 5 year olds play hot cross buns. People who claim they this plastic piece of shit are talentless , douche bags.

That loser chick in school plays the fricken recorder.

by Sheilalala November 16, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


For The Record

What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.

Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.

Guy: Can I get a do over?

Girl: No.

by go kart mozart June 14, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


record

maybe its not depression but a self-inflicted inferiority of personal interest.

I have this idea for an exhibition. I want to record heavy breathing and other noises coming from the mouth. Would you be ok with being recorded? anonymous stuff of course. Let me know.

by Krkiฤ May 20, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


recording

when fat pat masturbates

i can't come over because i am recording.

by Tig Bitties December 24, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž