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The experience of being sad (blue) after sex, with an exchange of blood (red) and semen (white).
Red, white and blue occurred when the girl was depressed after having intercourse.
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When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag
It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue
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A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
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An emimies to lovers fan fiction about Harry styles who is the prince of England and Louis Tomlinson who is the presidents son.
Alex from Red white and royal blue is exactly like Louis Tomlinson
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What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.
Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
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What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.
Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
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THE MOST AMAZING BOOK AND MOVIE (on amazon video) about prince henry (the prince of wales) and alex claremont diaz (the us presidents son) they start and enemies and end up falling deeply in love
shortened to rw&rb
person 1: omg im obsessed with prince henry!
person 2: whos prince henry?
person 1: WHATTT HES LIKE THE FITTEST PERSON IN RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE