red rover

A red rover is the sexual act of putting one's penis in a girls vagina during her menstration, then flipping her over and inserting the red penis (rover) into her anus. To be a true red rover, one must recite "Red rover, red rover, flip her over".

"Dude, what's that red mess all over Brian's sheets?"
"Oh that's just the leftovers from the red rover Nate-dog slipped Allie last night."

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Red rover

A man who only has sex with firecrotches

Andrew is definitely going to try to bang that firecrotch, Courtney, he is such a red rover.

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red rover

While goijng down on a woman as she's on her period, grab her tampon string and pull it out of her vagina. Then, like a rabid dog, shake said tampon back and forth wildly while biting down on the string.

Monte: Hey man, did you guys see Bill tonight before the softball game? Dude had blood stains on both of his cheeks. I think old Billy pulled a Red Rover on the old lady before he came to the game tonight.

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red rover

to turn some out sexaully. esp. into another sexual orientation.

Barry: yo, i heard that they over in the apartment with Jimmy playin Red Rover.

Tommy: Damn, I knew that dude was gone (turn out) gay.

Elliot: Cant get no damn girls these days, man, all the (dykes) playin red rover and shit with the ladies

john: (straight up)

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red rover

The act of swapping sexual partners with another couple in a remote location.

I had so much fun with your wife during the red rover. How was it for you?

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Easton Red Rovers

The Easton Area School district is home to the Easton Red Rovers. Easton is one of if not the highest rated, and most respected team in PA. Also one of the most respected teams in the country. Easton has a over 100 year old tradition with their rivals, the Liners( bases out of the scum capital of the world P-burg New Jersey). Every year they gather and play a sacred game of football on thanksgiving. This game is held on CollegeHill PA at Laffeyette's feild. GO ROVERS

Yo man our team just got spanked by the Easton Red Rovers.

Damn, i wish we went to Easton instead of this shit hole. too late now, they'll never accept us.

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Red-Rover Walkby

When walking down the sidewalk and you are either (1) forced to walk between a group of people who are evidently together, or; (2) your group's walking path is interrupted by such an action.

Ian: "wow, this asshole totally walked between my girlfriend and I when he could have gone around just as easily"
Matt: "ya, what a dick; sounds like a real Red-Rover Walkby bro"