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A beautiful, diverse city in the San Francisco Bay Area. Located exactly half way between San Francisco and San Jose, the Bay and the Ocean, 280 and 101.
Redwood City's motto is "Climate Best by Government Test"
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when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis
i woke up this morning, and i had morning redwood. it still hasnt gone away
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The worlds shittiest game in existance, run by a bunch of little shitters and with a community that is basically all femboys and no life.
“Redwood Academy is my favorite game!” - retard
“Are you.. okay? Mentally???” - average CSA player
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(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.
Hey, have you heard from JJ?
Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.
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When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.
KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.
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real thick thighs that look like dem big trees they be driving through in California. You know what I'm talkin bout?
Damn! Dat gurl thick! She got dem California redwoods too cuz!
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