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Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .
This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.
A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before
My wife knows what I want for our anniversary and it better not be a fucking reiki blowjob!
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Wow, he's cool.
Sleek and cunning, and VERY SILENT.
Damn you, talk =(
Things are bad in his life, but he's very optimistic.
What a cool guy.
Also the sound dolphins make.
Comes from me.
"Wow, he's suave, what an Eiko"
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Cosmic Healer heals mind body and Soul with Reiki Energy and guide people from various spheres of life.
People from all over the world connected to cosmic Healer for spiritual practice
I admire how Reiki Cosmic Healer heals people and counsel.
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when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner
Being stuck in one's head, particularly about one's self worth or place in the world.
'He's lying on the floor having a crisis. He's having a Reiki-ism.'