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Just like the rest have said, 3 things, drinking, drugging and sexing And if your not apart of that then the half don't want to deal with you, the high schools in the area pretty much proves that ALOT. The town does have it's positives and negatives but the negatives seem to always superceed.pretty much a social pandoras box really, if you don't get out while you have the chance? you pretty much get stuck. With that said place offers some pretty good stuff though, It's just that sometimes it feels like its in a world of it's own.
Just another day in good o'l Reisterstown..
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Looking around you realize you are surrounded by crackheads. Upon further review, you yourself are indeed a crackhead. Thus Reisterstown
-Hey Ernest, do you wanna go to the starlight bar?
-No, they have shitty bands play there.
-Yeah But where else besides reisterstown can we smoke crack in the bathroom!
-Ok!
Let me ask you? How do you feel about crack pipes?
-I'm for em!
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A person from Reisterstown, Maryland ( Or nearby Owings Mills) that will never make it out. The wild Reisterstown All Star can be recognized by its lack of a job, habit for DUI's, and sustained heroin addiction.
Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
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