Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

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Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.

If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!

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relax

e.g. Chill the fuck out. Used when someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Similarly, when someone is told to "Calm down".

Relax, it's not a big deal.

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Relaxing

Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.

Hey Jon what you up to this evening mate ?

I fully intend on relaxing inside my bird.

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Relax

To take another dose of laxatives

Joe was still constipated and decided to relax.

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relaxative

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

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relaxative

When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.

Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."

Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."

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