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Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.
"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.
1. as used in genitourinary oncology, resistance to the recommendation that orchiectomy, that is, removal of one or both testicles, be performed as a preventative measure, to prevent the metastasization of cancer.
After explaining to the patient that an orchidectomy could save his life, the patient showed signs of castration reluctance.
A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.
My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.
The best Disney movie on Earth with a running time of 28 min. The main character is a blue dragon who loves to write poetry. Other characters are Sir Gials(spelling?) and Boy. The Dragon and Sir Gials write poetry and become friends.
I love the movie, The reluctant Dragon.
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A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.
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one of jeanettes all time favorite movies! (i was asleep during it but i SO trust her that it rocks)!
cosumer: you need to watch reluctant dragon again!!
dealer: OOH i saw plenty! there was a dragon.. and a rabbit, and i carrot i think?
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When a male inserts his head into a female's vaginal opening.
Person #1: Hey I heard Dave tried the reluctant cave diver on this chick two days ago.
Person #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are still trying to get him out...
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