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Raining Rembrandt is the art of covering your buthole with multiple colors of paint and farting them on something or somebody else.
Last night John gave that girl from the bar an imense Raining Rembrandt.
When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.
While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
When you are with a girl, and you pull a chunk of her hair out, cum all over it, then pint her face with it
Matt was with a chick last night and he finally pulled off a Rembrandt for the ages!
The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.
That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.