Residual High

Phenomenon experienced after a user has passed the peak of being "high" after in-taking marijuana (usually 2-3 hours after smoking). The user still feels high, but not high enough to observe a change in consciousness. Common symptoms include:
1. Laziness
2. Sleepiness
3. Decreased hunger
4. "why don't things feel so great anymore?"

Shit, man... I'm on a residual high. I gotta take another hit.

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pussy residue

Obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.

"Hold on Bob, i need to clean the pussy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. "
Mittens got his pussy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.

I can't stop sneezing due to all of the pussy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let Chewbacca lay on my face all night.

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blast residue

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.

I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!

star residue

In Mario Kart 64, the period of time when star power is visibly gone, yet the player is stil invincible.

Crap. He wasn't blinking, but I still got hit. Fucking star residue!

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Titty Residue

The residue left behind in a woman's brazeer after its been worn for x amount of time. Often sniffed, or licked by men or women of the Lesbian sexual preferance.

"Man, what the fuck are you sniffing that for?"
"Titty Residue."

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Residue Doo

The doo doo particles on your penis or fingers after having anal sex

"Dude after I put it in her butt I had some gross residue Doo on my dick!"

Residual Jesus

Disarticulated, uninformed beliefs tied to America's puritanical and evangelical past that are often tedious and contrary to modern scientific knowledge and culture (Fox, Patton 2018, WECD).

In most US states you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday because of Residual Jesus.